Book Report - Too funny

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' And 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.

One student turned in the following book report, with the

Proposition that they were nearly identical stories!


His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.






Titanic: Cost - $29.99


Clinton : Cost - $29.99






Titanic: Over 3 hours to read


Clinton : Over 3 hours to read


Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love and Subsequent catastrophe.


Clinton: The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love and Subsequent catastrophe.






Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.


Clinton: Bill is a bullshit artist.


Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.


Clinton: Ditto for Bill.


Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.


Clinton: Ditto for Monica.


Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.


Clinton: Let's not go there.






Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.


Clinton: Monica is forced to return her gifts.






Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.


Clinton: Clinton doesn't remember Jack.






Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.


Clinton: Monica…..Ooh, let's not go there, either.






Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.


Clinton: Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing

Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' And 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.