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Faltoo Unidentified Linguistic Language Forecasted On Radio Mirchi
WIFE= WONDERFUL INSTRUMENT FOR ENJOYMENT.
IBM : Implicitly Boring Machines
BAAN : Beggars Association and Nerds
HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
AT&T : All Troubles & Terrible
INFOSYS :Inferior Offline Systems
ORACLE : On-line Romance And Chatting with Lady Employees
WIPRO : Weak Input, Poor & Rubbish Output
NIIT : Not Interested in IT
SATYAM : Sad And Tired Yelling Away Madly
PARAM : Puzzled And Ridiculous Array of Microprocessors
C-DOT : Coffee During Office Timings
TCS : Totally Confusing Solutions
CMC : Coffee, Meals and Comfort
DEC : Drifting & Exhausted Computers
BFL : Brainwash First and Let them go
TISL : Totally Inconsistent Systems Ltd.
PSI : Peculiar Symptoms of India
HCL : Hidden Costs & Losses
MASTEK: Mad And Stupid Technitians Enroute to Kabaarkhana
PATNI : Pathetic Appraisal Techniques, No Increments
BPL-Bewada Pike Ludakgaya
LLB-Laal Lugdewali Bai
MBBS-Miya Biwi Bachchon Samet
BSNL-Bahar Sadakpar Nikalkar Laga OR
Bhul Se Na Lena
MBA-Member of Bhikari Association
NRI-Non Reliable Indians OR
Na Raha Indian
DELL : Deplorable Equipment and Lack Luster
ICIM : Impossible Computers In Maintenance
HP : Hen Packed
HUGHES : Highly Useless Graduates Hired for Eating and Sleeping
CRAY : Cry Repeatedly After An Year
SUN : Surely Useless Novelties
PCL : Poor Computers Limited
TUL : Troubles Un Limited
u.s.a: under skirt area/adventure
russia: rpae until she screams in agony
africa:after fcuking rest in cool air
paris: principal allows raping in school
bombay: both of my balls are yours
china: chilli hanging in ____ arse.
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